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Not because you guilt-tripped them by having it on your birthday as well. |
2) You won't be paying for it.
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Well you might be, but it's not like you're going to be checking your balance any time soon. |
3) If any tributes are made, the jokes about you will be based on a recognisable trait of your personality, not some convenient fictional version that fits in with the rent-a-speech someone lifted off the internet.
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Cringe! |
4) Nobody's dress will upstage you
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And you won't have to dress like this to make sure |
5) Nobody would dare break the colour coordination
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Someone didn't get the memo. |
6) Everyone will be getting drunk, but you won't have to deal with any of the fallout
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Not your problem! |
7) You know for a fact that you'll never look this good again
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Fabulous! |
8) You won't to have to pretend to like your in-laws, but they'll have to pretend to love you!
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Yes you do! It's my eulogy! |
See how the Irish do wakes in James McAnespy's hilarious comedy, Sitting Up for Michael, currently playing in the White Bear Theatre.
C.L.G./Sitting Up for Michael Double Bill is debuting in the White Bear Theatre, London from April 8-27. Tickets are on sale now from TicketSource.